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PostSubject: Yo mama Jokes   Sun Aug 23, 2009 8:58 am

Ok post here your "Yo mama jokes"

3 rules for this game:
-do not name a person because that can be offending(like DB yo mama is....)
-No swearing(like Ho, Whore, fuck, etc)
-don't go off-topic
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Your mom is so stupid, that when her computer told her to press "any" key, she couldn't find any key

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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama Jokes   Sun Aug 23, 2009 9:01 am

yo mama is so fat u dont need a foodball
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama Jokes   Sun Aug 23, 2009 9:18 am

Yo mama is so poor she can't afford to "pay" attention!

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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama Jokes   Sun Aug 23, 2009 9:51 am

yo mama is so small she gota use a flag hat for ppl to see her
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama Jokes   Sun Aug 23, 2009 5:05 pm

Yo mama is so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama Jokes   Mon Aug 24, 2009 5:48 am

Yo Mama's like a library - open to the public.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama Jokes   Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:49 am

Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama Jokes   Mon Aug 24, 2009 2:23 pm

Yo mama is so stupid, she gave birth to you!! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama Jokes   Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:10 pm

Dragonbeggar wrote:
Yo mama is so stupid, she gave birth to you!! Very Happy
.... Ouch

This one is for the beggars...:
Yo mama is so stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

*Edit* mmm This is really a topic for the joke section... next time I will move it to there(so if you lost it... look there^^)

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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama Jokes   Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:57 pm

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama Jokes   Mon Aug 24, 2009 5:40 pm

Yo mama is so fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama Jokes   Mon Aug 24, 2009 7:24 pm

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama Jokes   Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:07 am

Yo mama is so ugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt!

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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama Jokes   Tue Aug 25, 2009 6:57 am

Yo mamma is so fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama Jokes   Tue Aug 25, 2009 8:03 am

Yo mama so fat when she sit down we have to add another country to the map.

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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama Jokes   Wed Aug 26, 2009 4:01 am

Yo mama so old, she used to run Track with dinosaurs xD

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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama Jokes   Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:19 am

Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama Jokes   Sun Sep 06, 2009 2:27 am

Yo mama is so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed!

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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama Jokes   Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:56 am

yo mama is so old,she lets u play Aion ;P

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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama Jokes   Tue Jan 05, 2010 1:00 pm

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama Jokes   Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:43 pm


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